his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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