i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
We are all done wearing pants today
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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