Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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