god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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