grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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