Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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