just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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