He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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