sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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