i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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