i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Randomize
