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I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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