I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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