Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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