Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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