Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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