So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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