Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Randomize
