She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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