I'm drive I can fine osifer
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I need to align my fucking chakras
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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