I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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