I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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