Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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