do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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