at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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