I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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