marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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