Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I forget how to act sober
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