Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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