Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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