so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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