SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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