It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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