This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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