I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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