the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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