Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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