Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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