I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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