You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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