Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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