Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize