I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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