Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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