Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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