So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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