Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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