I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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