: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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