Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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