I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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