i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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