Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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