At least make sure they are 18
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It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
me + whiskey = a bad person
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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