We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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