Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
The Olympian is in my bed
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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