I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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