yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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