I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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