He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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