yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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