No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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