when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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